Q)Whats warm and soft, when you go to bed, and hard, and stiff in the
morning
A)Vomit
A brain walks
into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."
The barman looks
at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you."
"Why not?" askes the
brain.
"You're already out of your head."
i like a good laugh, so here are a couple of sites i know and love, but also a couple of new ones. i like the msn emoticons to, i might throw a few of them on here too, lol
the gallery shows my 3 favourite pics at the time of creating this page, the jedi squirrels, sniper cat and the headstone. i would love that on my grave, lol... (i'd want to be cremated i think... not just yet though).
i hope no-one is offended on here it's all done in jest and i've left out the really sick jokes. So you should count yourselves lucky, lol
